waiting sucks

whoever said patience was a virtue needs to be hit in the head with a cricket bat!

wanted: one ransom note

my clean dishes are being held for ransom by my dishwasher.
it has been 3 days and to complicate matters, the dishwasher is yet to send a ransom note stipulating the conditions of release.
the negotiator should arrive tomorrow. i am hopeful that he will be able to defuse the situation and extract the dishes.

the suitcase of a musical tour

i am not groupie.. but we went to see The Lucksmiths last night, and Mark seemed to be wearing the same shirt he was when we saw them at the Candle Records Concert a little over a month ago in Melbourne. It makes me wonder is this a 'lucky' shirt just as others have lucky undies, or is it just that the suitcases of musical tour participants are limited?

no longer judging by it's yummy glazed exterior

i have just learnt a valuable lesson: no matter how plain and loverly the hot cross bun looks on the outside, on the inside it is swimming in icky bits of fruit. i will not be fooled again, nor will i again spend 20 minutes picking out the icky bits of fruit and eating the rest. i think i will stick to toast.

you cannot choose your family

why is it that no matter how much i can't stand certain members (or in this case member) of my family, i can never seem to bring myself to tell them to sod off (PG rated)... even though that member has no qualms in making me feel like the scum of the earth, i still cannot do it.

creepy creaking noises

my office building makes creepy creaking noises when you are working by yourself at 2.30am in the morning...
i really wish it would stop.

you win lose again gravity

I have *at last* found a practical use for pink legal ribbon.
It is substituting nicely as a belt.
Take that gravity... you will no longer cause me to show my underwear to the world!!